25 Funny Austin Powers Sayings

Austin Powers is a part of a film series starring Mike Myers. With the original film released in 1997, several other versions of Austin Powers continued on to 2002. Here is a look at some of the most memorable Austin Powers quotes.

Because you never kill him when you get the chance to and you’re a big dope?
Can I have hug?
Do you know what’s remarkable? Is how much England looks in no way like Southern California.
Dr. Evil! I didn’t spend six years in evil medical school to be called MISTER Evil, thank you very much.
Felicity Shagwell, CIA. Shagwell by name. Shag very well by reputation.
How does that feel, baby?
I was thinking I like animals. Maybe I’d be a vet.
I’m bigger than you! I’m higher on the food chain – get in my belly!
I’m going to place him in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death.
It’s all going perfectly to plan!
Name: Austin Danger Powers. Sex: yes please!
Oh behave!
Oh groovy, baby!
Oops. I did it again, baby.
Shall we shag now? Or shall we shag later?
That’s not your mother, it’s a man, baby!
That’s right, buddy. You show that turd who’s boss.
There’s nothing more pathetic than an aging hipster.
Those are skintight. How do you get into those pants, baby?
Who does number two work for?
Who throws a cupcake? Honestly.
Why must I be surrounded by frickin’ idiots?
You can start by buying me a drink.
You’re very shagedelic.
Zip it!

Here is a collection of more than two dozen Austin Powers quotes from their series that will make you laugh and capture the talents of Mike Myer’s unique humor.

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