You do not need to be in Antarctica to feel like you are living in it at times. How many ways can you creatively explain just how cold it feels to you today. Here are some funny colder than sayings that will tickle your funny bone.
“Cold as blixen.”
“Colder than a banker’s heart on foreclosure day at the widows’ and orphans’ home.”
“Colder than a brass toilet seat in the Yukon.”
“Colder than a well digger’s butt in January.”
“Colder than a well diggers hind end.”
“Colder than the hinges of hell.”
“It is colder than death.”
“It is colder than the souls of men.”
“It’s colder than a polar bears toenails out there.”
“It’s colder than when you walk out the shower with no towel.”
“It’s so cold, ager bumps a-poppin’ out all over me.”
“It’s so cold, milk cows gave icicles.”
“The weather is almost colder than my heart.”
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