13 Great Judge Judy Sayings

Judge Judy is famously known for her courtroom series where she presides over real small claims cases inside a televised courtroom. Originally airing in 1996, Judge Judy has been on air for more than 21 seasons. Here is a look at some of the best Judge Judy sayings that have been captured on air during her time on television.

“…I eat morons like you for breakfast. You’re gonna be crying before this is over.”

“…Yeah, right, and I was born in 1965.”

“Beauty fades. Dumb is forever.”

“Believe me, you are NOT that eager for me to embarrass you. ”

“Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining.”

“Have you ever heard of the K.I.S.S. principle? ‘Keep It Simple, Stupid.'”

“I love the truth. If you don’t tell me the truth, you’re gonna be eating your shoes.”

“If it doesn’t make sense, it’s not true.”

“If you live to be a hundred, you will never be as smart as me. On your BEST day, you’re not as smart as *I* am on my WORST day.”

“If you want the facts, you go to a therapist. If you want the law, you come to court.”

“I’m the boss, Applesauce.”

“Sir, the *table* didn’t have three beers and then get up and move!”

“When you mess around with jail-bait, you accept the consequences!”

Here is a great interview with Judge Judy as she discusses her new book.

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