15 Best Gnome Sayings

Gnomes are a mythical creature dating back to the 16th century. With an ability to move through solid earth, Gnomes are very similar to that of Goblins and Dwarfs. Here is a look at some great gnome sayings to keep you feeling euphoric.

“Actually, cats do this to protect you from gnomes who come and steal your breath while you sleep.”

“As a composer and as a musician I’m a true believer – and this is not to be overly diplomatic – I’m a believer that there’s artistry in everything from a lawn gnome to a desk chair to a symphony to an Andy Warhol painting. There’s art in absolutely everything.”

“Elves, pixies, gnomes- the Moomins, Chorlton and the Wheelies, SpongeBob SquarePants- they all tried to invade you at some point.”

“Gnomes live ten times faster than humans. They’re harder to see than a high-speed mouse. That’s one reason why most humans hardly ever see them.”

“I make it a point of honour to have a couple of gnomes in my garden as silent testimony to the right of gnome-lovers everywhere to do their own thing without fear of snide remarks.”

“I speak my mind because it hurts to bite my tongue. The worth of a book is measured by what you carry away from it.”

“If I ever wanted a gnome, I guess I’d just stand out on my lawn for a while.”

“I’m glad I escaped the clutches of those evil gnomes… I’m talking, of course, about Puerto Ricans.”

“Most fantasy is incredibly derivative of Tolkien, so when you read a lot of fantasy, it’s really just elves and gnomes, and it all goes back to Tolkien.”

“the bus timetable sites are all run by an inbred cabal of malicious gnomes. Who don’t speak English. And who don’t count very well either. Or tell time. And they certainly can’t read maps.”

“The things I encounter that I call elves or gnomes, it’s just a gloss. I mean, they’re small, and they have the archetype. They’re more like leprechauns, and this maybe raises a racial issue.”

“There was actually a camera on your face. I don’t know so much about the animation process but the camera was in our face so it could get expressions from our faces that would eventually arrive on the gnomes.”

“This really blew my mind, the fact that me, an over fed, long haired, leaping gnome, should be the star of a Hollywood movie.”

“This ‘users are idiots, and are confused by functionality’ mentality of Gnome is a disease. If you think your users are idiots, only idiots will use it.”

“Trust not in Sprites nor the motivations of a Gnome.”

Lots of folklore surrounds that of Gnomes. Here is one video that takes some time to explain it all.