19 Good Skittles Sayings

Skittles is a brand of a sweet fruit flavored candy products by a division of Mars, Inc. With a hard sugar shell on the outside and sweet chewy center, these candies are sold in a variety of flavor combinations. Here is a look at some of the best skittle sayings ever recorded.

“Death and burial were a public spectacle. Shakespeare may have seen for himself the gravediggers at St Ann’s, Soho, playing skittles with skulls and bones.”

“Halloween is tomorrow. A group of wine experts has actually come up with a list of the best wines to pair with Halloween candy. They say,”White wine goes great with Skittles, red wine goes great with Twix, and … we’re alcoholics, aren’t we?”

“I hate false advertising, like ‘Skittles: taste the rainbow.’ No one’s ever been like, ‘Rainbow, right you guys?’”

“I think I was like [a game of] skittles, knocked apart by this wooden ball, and there’s a strength to that: you’re not too self-conscious about what you’re doing, so you’re not too worried about it.”

“If you are going to worship a guy who was crucified, don’t expect life to be pop and Skittles.”

“I’m just not one of these guys who, like, you know, woke up with a six-pack. I need Skittles. I have to eat very particularly and I have to work out like a madman. And then it looks like… okay.”

“I’m not afraid to call a wine that tastes like Skittles or green peppers mixed with orange marmalade. I’ll say, ‘It tastes like chicken.’”

“In my dressing room, you’ll definitely find some Starbursts and Skittles. I have a lot of candles that remind me of home, and a humidifier for my voice. I also have some digital Kodak albums where I have pictures of my friends and family.”

“Knocking the shrieking goblins aside like skittles”

“Life ain’t all beer and skittles, and more’s the pity; but what’s the odds, so long as you’re happy?”

“Life is with such all beer and skittles. They are not difficult to please.”

“Managing an advertising agency isn’t all beer and skittles. After fourteen years of it, I have come to the conclusion that the top man has one principle responsibility: to provide an atmosphere in which creative mavericks can do useful work.”

“My indulgences are Skittles and rum raisin ice cream.”

“Noam Chomsky skittles and skithers all over the political landscape to distract the reader’s attention from the plain truth.”

“Once in a Moscow chess club I saw how two first-category players knocked pieces off the board as they were exchanged, so that the pieces fell onto the floor. It was as if they were playing skittles and not chess!”

“The coolest thing about this, is after getting to listen back to all these mixes is realizing that this record is like a bag of Skittles; every time you pull something out, it’s a different flavor.”

“There was their courageous, intellectually adventurous side, their greedy and inhuman side, their superbly poetic side, their morally pretentious side, their tea and buttered toast side, and their champagne and Skittles side. Much like ourselves, in fact, though rather dirtier.”

“They don’t mind it: its a reg’lar holiday to them – all porter and skittles.”

“We came, we saw, we bedazzled! You know, and it’s hard to be serious and thoughtful when you’re dressed like a Skittle.”

There are many funny skittles commercials that have been aired over the years. Here is a compilation to some of the best skits.