21 Best Ned Flanders Sayings

As one of the longest running animated shows on television today, many people grew up with the Simpson’s and are familiar with the quirky neighbor next door Ned Flanders. With many unique catchphrases that define Ned’s characters, here is a listing to some of the best Ned Flanders sayings ever captured on air.

Diddly-door

First things first!

He often inserts words like “diddly” and “doodly” in between everything he says.

Hey Homie, I can see your doodle.

Hi-dilly-ho, neighborinos!

Homer Simpson, I show you pity, and how do you repay me? With a kick in the kididdlehopper!

Homer, I’d love to chitty-chat, but tonight’s the night I do my charity work.

Homer, you’ve met my parents.

I’ve done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!

I’m not thinking straight, why did I have that wine cooler last month?

No, it’s angel’s food with chocolate on top.

Okay, mister. You’ve got yourself a deal. I’ll shave off the soup strainer if you give the sailor talk the ol’ heave-ho. Okay?

Okily Dokily!

Our bible study group is going to the holy land next month

Reverend, would you like to try some of my devil’s food cake?

Say your prayers, Simpson… Because the schools can’t force you like they should!

Sorry to bother you, Reverend Lovejoy, but I’m kind of in a tizzy. My son Todd just told us he didn’t want to eat his damn vegetables.

Toodily-Doo!

Well, get out the Crayolas and color me “Tickled Pink”.

Well, it’s Bart Simpson … come on in! You’re just in time for “Sponge Bath the Old Folks” Day!

What can I ding-dong-diddily-do for you?

Here is a tribute to Ned Flanders with this collection for entertaining scenes captured on film.