21 Funny Pee Wee Herman Sayings

Pee Wee Herman is a comic fictional character known for his popular television series in the 1980′s. Created and played by Paul Reubens, Pee Wee had many famous sayings during his time. Here is a look at some of he best Pee Wee Herman sayings ever recorded.

“Aren’t we gonna see the basement?”

“Au revoir, Simone.”

“Busy doing what?”

“Come on, Dottie. Let’s go.”


“Good morning, Mr. Breakfast.”

“Have a nice day.”

“I can’t remember.”

“I know you are but what am I … infinity!”

“I remember… The Alamo.”

“I’m a loner, Dottie. A rebel.”

“I’m here to see Francis.”

“Large Marge sent me.”

“Merci bleh bleh bleh.”

“Shhh, I’m listening to reason.”

“Tell me why I’m here first.”

“The stars at night are big and bright…”

“There’s a lotta things about me you don’t know anything about.”

“This box contains over 217 bits and pieces of information, evidence.”

“Whoever returns the bike is obviously the person who stole it.”

“You are! No way! Knock it off! Cut it out!”

Here is a unique interview with Pee Wee Herman as he shares some of his current projects.