Steve Austin, better known by his ring name ‘Stone Cold Steve Austin’ is an American actor, professional wrestler, and legend contract for the WWE. With over 19 championships won throughout his wrestling career, here is a look at some of the most notable Stone Cold Steve Austin sayings ever recorded.
“And I also appreciate the fact that, hell, you can kiss my ass!”
“And that’s the bottom line, cuz Stone Cold said so!”
“Become a champion like Stone Cold Steve Austin!”
“I can drive anything on wheels… I can drive anything, actually.”
“I eat so much chicken, I’m surprised I haven’t grown feathers yet.”
“I love the business of pro wrestling and it is something I know better than anything else I know about.”
“I no longer need my power tie, because I always have, my power finger.”
“If you are fat, no matter what you wear, nothing is going to make you sexier.”
“I’ll open up a can of whoop-ass on you!”
“I’m telling you this – if Stone Cold comes back out, somebody’s going to get their ass whipped!”
“Last time I had three or four of those I crapped for three days straight!”
“Nobody, especially Vince McMahon, tells Stone Cold Steve Austin what to do, and that’s the bottom line!”
“Save your money, pay your taxes, it doesn’t last forever.”
“Sorry, my watch doesn’t speak spanish.”
“Sportsmanship…what a load of crap, don’t preach your morality to me. Steve Austin doesn’t have any mercy… you want mercy? Take your *ss to church!”
“That was the absolute worst catch phrase I’ve ever heard in the history of Monday Night Raw.”
“Tune in next week, same Stone Cold time, same Stone Cold Channel!”
“Unless you got real short and real fat, you ain’t no Booker T!”
“Why have you not broken from the pack? You’re playing it safe. Safe aint gonna get you sh!t in this world.”
“You can talk about your Psalms and your John 3:16. Well, Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your *ss.”
“You see, everyone in that locker-room gotta pager. And everyone that looks at that pager, sees the three-one-six, so their ass belongs to me.”
“You treat me like a dog and you expect me to smile? You remind me of a jackass.”
“You want mercy? Take your ass to church!”
Here is a rare and exclusive look at the Stone Cold Steven Austin interview with Howard Stern on the Howard Stern Show.
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