From its first episode airing in 1999, Spongebob Squarepants has a knack for attracting trouble with his starfish friend. With several hundred episodes under its belt, here is a look at some of the most memorable Spongebob quotes ever captured.
Being grown up is boring. Besides, I don’t get ‘jazz.’
Can I be excused for the rest of my life?
CHOCOLATE!!!!Do you smell it? That smell, the kind of smelly smell. A smelly smell that smells… smelly.
Do instruments of torture count?
Firmly grasp it in your hand.
Hmm, a five letter word for happiness… money.
I don’t get it. I made my house a mess, which was making it clean, which made Squidward clean my yard, but that really means he’s messing it up.
I smell the smelly smell of something that smells… smelly.
I’m not just ready, I’m ready Freddy!
Is Mayonnaise an instrument?
It took three days to make that potato salad…three days!!!
Oh, these aren’t homemade. They were made in a factory… a bomb factory. They’re bombs.
Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died… the end,
Patrick, I don’t think Wumbo is a real word.
Patrick, you’re a genius!”
Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.
The best time to wear a striped sweater…is all the time.
The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me.
This is a load of barnacles…
This is not your average, everyday darkness. This is… ADVANCED darkness.
Too bad Spongebob isn’t here to enjoy Spongebob not being here.
We should take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else!
You don’t need a license to drive a sandwich.
You just CAN’T WAIT for me to die, can you?
You know what’s funnier than 24? 25!
Here is a look at some of the best lines in Spongebob history ever captured on film.
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