30 Funny 80th Birthday Sayings

Turning 80 means you have made it beyond the average life expectancy. To celebrate this blessing, share in the joy with one of these great 80th birthday sayings. Add one of these messages in your birthday card or on a note card with some flowers.

A lot can happen in 80 years. You have written many stories over your life, but you are not finished yet. Enjoy your 80th birthday and preparing for the next chapter.

At 80 years old, I am sure that you don’t want to waste a lot of time reading a long message in your card, so I will keep this one short. You inspire me!

At your age, you no longer want to hear, “You look good for your age.” That’s not saying much at 80.

Don’t let anyone in your 90′s tell you that you’re too young to do anything. You have a maturity beyond your years, despite your youthful looks.

Enjoy your eighties, because you probably won’t remember much of them when you’re 90.

Happy 80th birthday! You seem so young that I can honestly believe you’re turning 20 for the fourth time.

Happy 80th birthday. You don’t look a day over your 70th birthday, let alone a decade.

Happy birthday! Time definitely flies when you’re having the time of your life. I bet you can’t believe you’re already 80. I definitely can’t — you look and act so young for your age.

Hope your 80th birthday is a wonderful celebration of the amazing you.

How much would you be worth at your age if you were wine? Not as much as you’re worth, my friend.

I can’t believe you are 80. You don’t look as old as a 70-year-old who has aged 10 years.

If you have the best birthday you have ever had, then today will be better than at least 80 days of your life. Most people can’t say that.

It only took you 80 years to look so good, so happy and so young. Happy 80th birthday.

It’s a good thing you’ve had 80 years to develop your sense of humor because I’m relying on you to say something funny.

Once you hit 80, time speeds up. Everything else seems to speed up too.

There are those that attempt to teach through long speeches, but you have demonstrated your lessons in life simply by living yours over the last 80 years.

They say that wisdom is not measured in years, but there is a wealth of wisdom to be found in the 80 years that you have as experience.

Turning 80 represents a great deal of knowledge and wisdom.

Wishing you an absolutely amazing 80th birthday (amazing just like you).

You are deserving of much honor for all that you have done in your 80 years. The world is a better place because you are in it. Enjoy your special day.

You are the most active 80-year-old I know. I can only hope to be as active and productive when I turn 80. I wish you many more fruitful years.

You are the youngest 80-year-old I know.

You are truly an awesome inspiration. Here’s to many more fruitful years.

You are twice as old as a 40-year-old, which means you are twice the fun.

You definitely wear 80 well. Reaching 80 is a great accomplishment, but you make it seem easy and effortless. Enjoy your special day!

You have experienced a lot. If there is something to learn, you have learned it. The key now is trying to remember it all.

You have set a high standard over the last 80 years that I aspire to reach.

You have successfully navigated through 80 years of life! Way to go!

You have taught me so much in my life, but I know I have a lot more to learn from you. I look forward spending more time absorbing your wisdom.

You’re not in your 70′s anymore. Good thing 80 is the new 60.

Here is a look at some of the most valuable advice as it is shared by these centenarians.