31 Busier Than a Sayings

A cliche is just one way to bring impact with an expression. These busier than a sayings can be overused or maybe you never heard them before. Some humorous phrases listed will help to bring some laughter to your heart today.

“a bar of soap at San Quentin”

“a cat trying to cover turds on a marble floor”

“a cat with puppies.”

“a cross-eyed air traffic controller.”

“a desert cobra at a mongoose convention.”

“a dog scratching fleas.”

“a five dollar hooker”

“a GOP victory party organizer”

“a gopher on a golf course”

“a half-fucked fox during the heat season”

“a Jehova’s Witness at doors unlimited”

“a monkey trying to fuck a football”

“a mosquito at a nudist colony.”

“a one-armed paper hanger.”

“a one-armed paperhanger with a case of the hives.”

“a one-armed trombone player.”

“a one-armed-pimp in a bitch-slapping contest”

“a one-eyed cat watching nine rat holes.”

“a one-legged basketball player”

“a one-legged man in a butt kickin’ contest.”

“a one-toothed man in a corn-on-the-cob eating contest.”

“a prostitute in a prison”

“a rooster in a henhouse.”

“a set of jumper cables at a country funeral.”

“a termite in a saw mill.”

“a toilet in Grand Central Station”

“a two-peckered billy goat”

“a weatherman in a tornado.”

“a whorehouse on nickel night”

“handicapped parking at the special olympics”

“mustard trying to ketchup”

Is there a such thing as being too busy. Here is one Ted Talk on how being too busy can be counter productive.