36 Best Seinfeld Sayings

Seinfeld aired its final episode in 1998. Focused on the life’s and events shared between four single friends, each character is faced with dealing with the absurdities of everyday life living in New York City. Created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld, many memorable moments were shared on the screen. Here is a look at some of the best Seinfeld sayings ever spoken.

And a more offensive spectacle I cannot recall.

And Yada, Yada, Yada…

Bit of a close talker…

But are you still master of your domain?

But you had to have the big salad.

Food and sex, those are my two passions.

Go work on your pecs and your lats. We’re all really impressed.

He’s a mimbo!

How long have you been waiting to squeeze that into a conversation?

I can’t even make a pot of spaghetti.

I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things.

I gotta focus. I’m shifting into soup mode.

I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating me.

I’ll go if I don’t have to talk.

I’m much more comfortable criticizing people behind their backs.

I’m Speechless! Speechless! I’m without speech!

I’m starving. I can feel my stomach sucking up against my spine.

It’s like those hip musicians with their complicated shoes.

It’s not a lie if you believe it.

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don’t stare at it. It’s too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away.

No soup for you.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

One of those low talkers…

Serenity Now!

Sweet fancy Moses!

The male body is utilitarian. It’s for getting around. It’s like a jeep.

Tuesday has no feel.

Well, we can’t all be reading the classics, Professor Highbrow.

Well. the Jerk Store called, and they’re running out of you.

What is this salty discharge.

Worlds are colliding.

Wow, that’s a lot of potatoes.

You can stuff your stories in a sack, mister.

You just blew my mind.

You know, it’s not fair people are seated first come first served. It should be based on who’s hungriest.

You stole my Jesus fish, didn’t you?

Here is a look at some of the top ten Seinfeld quotes along with the many memorable moments shared on the screen.