39 Best Yosemite Sam Sayings

Yosemite Sam is an infamous character from the Looney Tunes, known for his cowboy look and thick red mustache with gruff accent. He first appeared in the cartoon Hare Trigger. Here is a look at some of the most notable Yosemite Sam quotes ever documented.

“Aha! Now I gotcha … ya fur-bearin’ crittter!”

“All right all right don’t rush me, I’m-a-thinkin’ … and my head hurts”

“All right now ya wise guy … Dance!”

“Avast there! Come back here … you barnacle-bitten swab”

“Back, back, back … down ya shark livered varmint!”

“Blast his scuppers … I’ll slice his liver out for this!”

“Blast your scuppers ya barnacle bitten land lubber”

“Come back here you muley-headed maverick”

“Cut it out! Now drink yer juice before I blows the fur off’n yer hide!”

“Great horny toadies! I musta dug clean through to Chiney!”

“Great horny toads … a trespasser gettin’ footie prints all over my desert”

“I’m a-givin’ ya one second to draw a gun”

“I’m a-sailin’ with the tide … or my name ain’t Shanghai Sam … and it is”

“I’m the hootinst, tootinist, shootinist bobtail wildcat in the west!”

“No good bush whackin’ barracudaEhhh, what’s up doc? -”Hare Trigger”"

“Now all-a-you skunks clear outta here!”

“Now quit stallin’ and start roastin’!”

“Now ya varmint … dive!”

“Now, ya carrot-chewin’ coyote! Git a goin’!”

“Ok rabbit … you forced me to use force”

“Oooo … get me a a mouth piece … I wanna a hapus corpeas!”

“Oooo … that dirty bilge rat has be-fouled my good name”

“Oooo … that gastronomic, epicure, culinary crepe suzette … I hate him!”

“Oooo, I’d like to lay my hands on the lily-livered swab is writ that forgery”

“Oooooo! I’ll blast your head off for this!”

“Say yer prayers ya long eared galoot!”

“Say your prayers varmint … dead rabbits tell no tales”

“Shut off that judybox! … I can’t hear myself a-speechin’”

“So long, sucker! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha … ”

“Start walkin’ ya doggone long eared galoot”

“Stranger, you just yupped yourself into a hole in the head!”

“That’s what I get for trustin’ a rabbit”

“The varmint got me … I’m-a-headin’… for the last round up”

“What’s up doc? I ain’t no doc … I’m a pirate, sea goin’ Sam”

“When I say whoa! … I mean whoa!”

“Who am I? I’m Sam Von Schmamm the Hessian … that’s who I am”

“Ya darn dude … I’ll give you a taste of leather!”

“Ya doggone idgit galoot … you’ll blow the ship to smithereenies!”

“You ornery fur-bearin’ rebel … you’ll pay for this!”

Here is a great collection of Yosemite Sam clips that will surely entertain you.