80 Busier Than a Sayings

A cliché is just one way to make an impact with an expression. These “busier than a” sayings can be overused, or maybe you have never heard of them before. Some of the humorous phrases listed below will help to bring a bit of laughter to your day.

#1 an ant at a family reunion picnic.

#2 a moth in a sweater closet.

#3 a bee in a flower farm.

#4 Walmart on Black Friday.

#5 Times Square on New Year’s Eve.

#6 a squirrel in a nut factory.

#7 a wolf in a chicken farm.

#8 a flopping fish in an ice chest.

#9 a vampire at a blood bank.

#10 a dog licking its butt.

#11 a bunny on Hump Day.

#12 a politician before a photo op.

#13 a vulture on roadkill.

#14 a mosquito at an orgy.

#15 a dog scratching fleas.

#16 a plastic surgeon in Hollywood.

#17 a game of Whack A Mole.

#18 the elves in Santa’s workshop.

#19 popcorn in a microwave.

#20 white on rice.

#21 a set of jumper cables at a country funeral.

#22 a female dog in heat.

#23 boobs at Mardi Gras.

#24 a weatherman in a hurricane.

#25 a snake in a birdcage.

#26 a dog on the carpet with an itchy butt.

#27 a toothless beaver.

#28 a salmon swimming upstream.

#29 a termite in a logging mill.

#30 wind in a tornado.

#31 a farmer with a shovel in a rattlesnake pit.

#32 a tick on a dog.

#33 a cat at a laser show.

#34 a hippy in an incense store.

#35 teenagers in the backseat of a car.

#36 a bar on a Thursday night.

#37 a funeral home fan in August.

#38 a June bug in June.

#39 a farmer during harvest season.

#40 the Road Runner running from Wile E. Coyote.

#41 a traffic cop when bars close.

#42 a termite in a log cabin.

#43 a fly on fresh manure.

#44 a bed bug on an old mattress.

#45 the Easter Bunny on Easter.

#46 a blind cat in a sandbox.

#47 Zsa Zsa Gabor in divorce court.

#48 a flower shop on Valentine’s Day.

#49 Lindsay Lohan in court.

#50 an algae eater in a fish tank.

#51 Ghostbusters on Halloween.

#52 lice on a kid’s head.

#53 a vacuum cleaner on a dirt floor.

#54 a leech in a vampire’s kitchen.

#55 a pumpkin farm during Halloween.

#56 a horsefly at a racetrack.

#57 a tax accountant on April 14.

#58 palm trees in a hurricane.

#59 a beaver building a dam.

#60 the Great Pumpkin on Halloween.

#61 a mosquito in a pigpen.

#62 a cocktail waitress at happy hour.

#63 Amazon on Cyber Monday.

#64 Santa on Christmas Eve.

#65 a proctologist surrounded by buttholes.

#66 a dentist after Halloween.

#67 dinosaurs in a tar field.

#68 a telemarketer during family dinnertime.

#69 a Mexican jumping bean.

#70 a worker ant in an ant farm.

#71 a politician in a church confessional.

#72 fireworks on July 4th.

#73 a dung beetle on a pound of poop.

#74 a cow chewing its cud.

#75 a trash collector after Christmas.

#76 a painted turtle breathing through its butt.

#77 a mother with kids plus a husband.

#78 a catfish killing a pigeon.

#79 a politician at the smell of money.

#80 a politician trying to wipe the grease off.

#81 a politician telling lies.

Is there such a thing as being too busy? Here is one Ted Talk on how being too busy can be counterproductive.