Funny Halloween Cards Sayings

Halloween is a fun time of year filled with costumes, candy, and many spooky decorations. Here is a look at some great funny Halloween cards sayings that are in line with the theme of this bewitching celebration.

“Ballerinas and pirates will take to the streets; looking for candy and other good treats; if you don’t have these items when they come to beg; you may find your house, then, covered in egg. Happy Halloween!”

“Beware of the demons and witches and goblins… and of the houses that don’t give full bars…have a super fun trick or treat and a great Halloween!”

“Black cats skitter and ghouls patter by, it’s time to celebrate as All Hallow’s Eve has arrived!”

“Cauldrons and broomsticks take shape in the night, making your Halloween full of fun and of fright, don’t cross any witches or fall under their spell, and your Halloween night will go perfectly well!”

“Don’t let any vampires suck the fun out of your night…have a frightfully festive Halloween!”

“Don’t be afraid to have fun on Halloween. There are plenty of other things to be scared about.”

“Ghosts and goblins and jack-o-lanterns at night; I sure hope your Halloween is the best type of fright!”

“Halloween is my favorite time of year because it’s the only time that I don’t mind hearing you say “boo” all the time…even when your boyfriend is around…Happy Halloween!”

“Happy Halloween to you…Hope it is a “spook”tacular one! Enjoy the yummy treats!”

“Having a happy Halloween is just one option. There are many other emotions to be felt on this spooky night.”

“Having fun on Halloween is just as mandatory as dressing up.”

“Hayrides, candy, costumes, and more…I am sure you’ll have a memorable Halloween that is sure to be a blast! Don’t eat too much candy, though…you better save some for me, too!”

“I have two important questions that need to be answered about Halloween. What is a “ween” and why is it “hollow?””

“I hope you enjoy your Halloween festivities this year and carve some incredible jack-o-lanterns and create some amazing costumes…have so much fun trick or treating!”

“I hope you have a great Halloween and enjoy dressing up and getting lots of candy! Have a super fun night.”

“I hope you have an un-boo-lievably fun Halloween! Eat lots of candy and have a great time! May you only receive treats and no black cats cross your path this Halloween. Have so much fun!”

“I hope your Halloween is all treats and no tricks…enjoy the candy and festivities!”

“I hope your Halloween screams with excitement!”

“I wish you have a happy Halloween filled with loads of great adventures! May the spirits and witches grant you all your wishes.”

“I wish you have a spooky time on Halloween. But don’t get too scared though.”

“I’m wishing you a Halloween that is so fun that it’s scary.”

“I’m wishing you the very best sugar high that Halloween candy can give you!”

“Let’s carve out pumpkins on Halloween and enjoy the thrills of the frightful night. Have an awesome Halloween and enjoy all the tasty treats!”

“May your jack-o-lantern burn bright all through the night! Happy Halloween…hope it’s the best one yet!”

“The sweetest thing I know of this Halloween isn’t the candy. It’s you!”

“The witches and goblins are near! What a night of frightful cheers! Spread some spooky queers! For Halloween is here!”

“This evening is filled with such wonderful fright, the type of fear that comes with a terrible bite, and when it takes over there’s only one thing to say, “Give us some candy or clean egg off your house all day!” Just kidding…Happy Halloween!”

“What do the ghost, Jack-o-lantern, witch, and bat all have in common? They are all wishing you a Happy Halloween.”

“When witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whipsers, ’tis near Halloween.”

“Whether you dress like Garfield, Odie, or Pookie, I hope that your Halloween is spectacularly spooky! Happy Halloween.”

“Witches and warlocks, spirits and specters; give us some treats or prepare for some hecklers!”

“Yarrrgh! Ye be a mighty fine pirate this Halloween…be sure to scour for plenty o’ plunder and take heed to the night!”

“You know what they say…a caramel apple a day keeps the goblins away! Have an awesome Halloween and enjoy all the tasty treats!”

“Zombies and monsters may lurk in the dark, jesters and vampires may even embark, but if you are ghoulish and ghostly wherever you’re seen, you’re sure to have such a wonderful Halloween!”

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