21 Funny Halloween Gravestone Sayings

Part of any Halloween decor is the addition of a graveyard. Use some of these great Halloween gravestone sayings that are perfect for your tombstone.

Beneath this stone lies a merry lass Who aimed for the brake and hit the gas.

Beneath this stone my wife doth lie Now she’s at rest and so am I.

Connection Terminated.

Death’s Grip Holds Me Tight, But I Shall Return One Night!

Fangs for the Memories.

Gathering No Moss.

He caught a fishbone in his throat Which made him sing an angel’s note.

He was so brave He was so cute Until he forgot His parachute.

Here at rest lies Cowboy Joe Grabbed the bull by the horns But forgot to let go.

Here lies blood, and let it lie Speechless still, and never cry.

I told you I was sick!

I was Carolina Born And Carolina bred And here I lay Carolina dead!

I’m Dead And You’re Not.

I’ve done this a million times!

Now I really am between a rock and a hard place!

Office Upstairs.

Owen Moore has passed away Owin’ more than he could pay.

Reader, if cash you are in want of any Dig six feet deep and you’ll find a Penny.

The graveyard has cameras, alarms on the props. Disturbing the contents, summons the cops!

Too much candy made Billy burst They boxed up the pieces in the hearse.

You’re the One.

Here is a look at an easy to follow tutorial on creating your very own Halloween tombstones for beginners.

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