An animated series that began in 2001, Shrek has carried onward through three sequels and several spin-offs. With a fifth film announced and set for release in 2019, there are many classic moments in this series. Here is a look at some of the most memorable Shrek sayings and quotes ever documented.
All right, nobody move! I’ve got a dragon and I’m not afraid to use it. I’m a donkey on the edge.
Blue flower, red thorns. Man, this would be so much easier if I wasn’t color-blind!
Don’t mess with me. I’m the stair master.
For your information, there’s a lot more to ogres than people think.
I ain’t gonna lie, you ARE ugly. But you only look like this at night, Shrek’s ugly 24/7.
I don’t have any toes! I think I need a hug.
I know you probably hear this all the time from your food, but you must bleach or something ’cause that’s one dazzling smile you got there!
I used to be afraid of the dark until… No, wait. I’m still afraid of the dark.
I’m not a puppet! I’m a real boy!
It is lovely! You know, you’re really quite a decorator.
Look at that. Who’d wanna live in a place like that?
NO! LAYERS! Onions have layers. OGRES have layers. Onions have layers… you get it. We both have layers.
Now hand over that big rock, the one that looks like your head.
Oh, for the love of Pete!
Parfaits are delicious!
Parfaits may probably be the most delicious thing on the whole dang planet!
Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.
That’s right fool! Now I’m a flying talking donkey!
We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I’m making waffles!
Well, I have a bit of a confession to make: donkey’s don’t have layers. We were our fear right there on our sleeves.
WHY are you following me?
Wow! Only a TRUE friend would be that cruelly honest.
Yeah, right before they burst into flame.
You go in there and tell her how you feel.
You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain’t never seen a donkeyfly!
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