40 Best Johnny Bravo Sayings

Johnny Bravo is an animated series that ran from 1997-2004. Capturing the misadventures of a dumb blond egomaniac, here is a look at some of his best Johnny Bravo sayings ever captured on air.

“But enough about me… Let’s talk about me. What do you think of me?”

“But these letters! If Santa doesn’t get these letters by tonight, I might not get all those free presents I asked for. And who ever heard of a Christmas without free stuff?”

“Check the pects. hoo ha hooah!”

“Do the Monkey with me”

“Dog… donkey… Well, they both start with the letter N..”

“Enough about you, let’s talk about me, Johnny Bravo.”

“Great Scott. My pizza-sense is tingling.”

“Hello, 911 Emergency? There’s a handsome guy in my bathroom! Hey, wait a second. Cancel that – it’s only me! ”

“Hey Foxy Mama, You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me? Hoohah!”

“Hey there smart momma, typin’ recipes?”

“Hey! How come he gets a banana?”

“Hey, Santa, it’s me, Johnny. Remember I’m the one that beat you up last year ’cause I thought you were a burglar?”

“I am investigating the disappearance of all the cats in the city… my living room is full of cats… that means… (pause) I’m hungry!”

“I am Johnny Bravo, the one-man army!”

“I bet your name’s Mickey, ’cause you’re so fine.”

“I bet your name’s Mickey, ’cause you’re so fine. You’re so fine you…”

“I Know Santa!!!!!!!!!”

“Jinkies…isn’t that some sort of breakfast cereal or something?”

“Mama mia. That’s a spicy meatball!.”

“Man, I’m pretty.”

“Mister, I don’t think you realize who you’re talking to. I’m Johnny Bravo, the one-man army!”

“Mmm. Frosted Sugar Bits. The great taste of frosted sugar in bits.”

“My glasses! I can’t be seen without my glasses!”

“Now remember, I do my best work when I’m being worshiped as a god.”

“Pops, am I a…gentleman?”

“Pops? It’s me, Johnny! I couldn’t find any donuts so I brought some tile grout!”

“So enough about me, Lets talk more about me.”

“Sweet. Bring on the Danish chicks and cream soda.”

“Thank you, thank you very much.”

“Wanna see me comb my hair, really fast?”

“Wanna watch my chest hair move in slow motion?”

“Whaddaya mean? I got the hamster wheel and the hamster food dispenser. (looks in the mirror) Oh no! She’s turnin’ me into a beautiful butterfly!”

“‘What do you think, Rubber Ducky?’ ‘Quack, quack.’ ‘My thoughts exactly!’”

“Whoa! A castle in the sky! Just like in that fairy tale of Little Red Rumplestiltskin and the Three Bears and Gretel!”

“Whoa, Mama!”

“Who’s that?”

“Yeah, whatever.”

“You fiends!”

“You know, you’d think a person with that much hate in her heart wouldn’t gravitate towards the service industry.”

“You look pretty…I look pretty…why don’t we go home and stare at each other?”

Here is a look at some of the best Johnny Bravo clips from this famous show.