Witty Christmas Card Sayings

Christmas is a bright and colorful time of year. Adding some humor and wit to your special greetings is just another way to make this season more vibrant than it already is. Here is a list to some of the most humorous and witty Christmas card sayings you can send as a message to your friends and family during this holiday.

All I want for Christmas is for you to have a Merry Christmas!

Anybody know where can I buy love? They told me that it is the best thing to give this Christmas.

Are Christmas trees green? I mean, are they environmentally friendly like a Hybrid?

Before, children are the carolers. Nowadays, I wonder why streets are field with adult carolers.

Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.

Christmas only comes once a year, and that’s what we are all most thankful for at Thanksgiving. Merry Christmas!

Everyone knows the most important part of the Christmas celebration is spending time with family you don’t get to see very often. Then you have an excuse to neglect them the rest of the year.

Hold peace, love and hope in your heart always And Christmas will bring you what you wish for.

I am so excited to wear my new dress today just to see that my Godparents were out of their house.

I don’t understand why people like to say “Mary Christmas.” Isn’t it Jesus’ birthday? We should say, “Jesus Christmas.”

I know your family is dysfunctional. Still, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

I think Santa must ride a plane instead of sleigh so that he can reach me faster. I oftentimes fell asleep waiting for him.

I think Santa should hire giants instead of elves so that he can have a faster production of gifts.

I think Santa’s wish for this Christmas should be to lose weight.

I would say all I want for Christmas is YOU, But I really would love a new credit card as well!

If you look for me at Christmas, Don’t forget to check the local bar!

Is Santa so busy that he cannot find time to groom himself? I think he needs to shave his beard.

Let’s compare Jesus and Santa. They both know when you’re bad or good. They both give you stuff. They are both nice. They can both do miracles. The are both real… o.k. at least one is real.

Mother gives coins to children carolers, and gives bills to adult ones. Why is that so? Isn’t it Christmas is for children?

People went to midnight mass not to hear mass, but to let their seatmates hear their snores.

Rudolph has a red nose because he is drunk.

Since I brought the presents, I’ve asked Santa to bring you love and happiness!

The best thing we all teach our kids about Christmas is honesty. “Sure… there’s a real Santa Clause.”

The day you learn that Santa isn’t real is the day you question if that Jesus guy is real.

The elves are working overtime to prepare presents for you. You’ve been extra nice this year.

The main thing Jesus and Santa have in common is that they both look good in a beard.

They keep raising the age requirement to qualify for social security, so Santa won’t retire.

They say that Christmas is just around the corner. How can it be when the world is round?

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