27 Best Duck Dynasty Sayings

Duck Dynasty is an American television series focused on The Robertsons, owners of Duck Commanders. With many memorable quotes and sayings during their run, here is a collection to the best Duck Dynasty sayings to date.

“A real man don’t call the plumbers. If he gonna call himself a man, he needs to know how to fix it, on the spot.”

“Ducks are like women. They don’t like a lot of mud on their butts.”

“Everywhere my sons and I go, we’re telling people the good news about Jesus, blowing duck calls, and making people, happy, happy– then down the road we go.”

“First it’s pretty tires, then it’s pretty guns…next thing you know, you’re shavin’ your beard and wearin’ capri pants.”

“God created us to thrive on encouragement from others.”

“God works things out on his timetable to bring the best results for us too.”

“Hey, you want something done right, don’t ask me.”

“I didn’t get the sophisticated gene in this family. I started the sophisticated gene in this family.”

“I have a God-given right to pursue happiness, and happiness to me is killing things, skinning them, plucking them, and then having a good meal. What makes me happy is going out and blowing a duck’s head off.”

“I sting like a butterfly and punch like a flea.”

“I think that’s the only way you can ever be truly successful in this world. You have to acknowledge that it is from above. And you have to have the confidence that even if you lose it all, things will be okay. You have to be willing to fail, and all the while work your tail off to succeed.”

“I was a player before they even invented the game.”

“If you can find a nice pretty country girl that can cook and carries her Bible, now there’s a woman.”

“I’m the master of distractions. A couple of hand gestures and BAM! I’ll pull the underwear clean of your butt.”

“Just like He raised His son from the dead, He promises that if you believed in His son, He will raise you from the dead. And look, that’s what we’re banking on. That’s what all the Robertsons are banking on.”

“Money can come and go, and fame comes and goes. Peace of mind and a relationship with God is far more important, so this is the precedent that we’ve set in our lives.”

“One time, in Vietnam, I saw a grizzly bear ridin’ a scooter.”

“Our founding fathers started this country and built it on God and His Word, and this country sure would be a better place to live and raise our children if we still followed their ideals and beliefs.”

“The more make up a woman wears the more she’s tryin to hide. Make up can hide a lot of evil.”

“The Robertson family really believes strongly that if the human race loved each other and they loved God, we would just be better off. We ought to just be repentant, turn to God, and let’s get on with it, and everything will turn around.”

“This snowcone is giving me a brain sneeze. It’s when your brain needs to sneeze, but it can’t because its a brain, so it just hurts.”

“We decided to do it God’s way and basically had a godly agreement that we would help each other get to heaven.”

“When we choose things that are evil and stupid, then we pay the cost of lost opportunities to do something good—something wise and unselfish.”

“When you don’t know what you’re doing it’s best to do it quickly.”

“Where I come from, you don’t mess with another man’s woman or his hat.”

“You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That’s why so many rednecks die in strange ways.”

“You have a God-given right to live! And of all the places, inside your mother. What in the world happened to us?”